Isn't it a little worrying in that some of the bullets
that hit the Jaffa at the beginning have no effect? But then in
later episodes it shows that they are now using armour piercing
rounds silly me.
Oh well, to our brand spanking new series... Starts off with
Apophis coming and nicking a blonde sergeant and going back leaving
Hammond with a fish like mouth (how did he get back without a DHD
or a computer that they know how to work? Hmmm)
Meet Colonel Jack O'Neill (retired), calm down girls, who
gets recalled to Cheyenne Mountain. They decide to send a box of
tissues through the Stargate to Abydos to determine if Dr Jackson
is still alive instead of a bomb, a wonderful way of clearing the
nasal passages don't you think? A team gets put together (we
see a nice little interaction between O'Neill and Carter...he
loves women, just has a problem with scientists) and they go back
to Abydos to see if the yukky glowy eyed alien Ra is still alive.
Dr Daniel Jackson greets them, and O'Neill ignores him seeking
the young Skaa'ra first. Daniel has been busy in the time away
from Earth, marrying a beautiful model (coughs) native Abydonian
Shau're... The start of a trend methinks! Girl on every
planet?
Carter and Jackson discover that the Stargate can go anywhere in
the universe... It would be a pretty short series otherwise!
The base camp gets raided by the glowy eyed git and his lackeys
(Apophis and his Jaffa to you and I), they kill most of them and
take Shau're and Skaa'ra. Only Ferretti can tell them
where they took them and he is seriously injured. They all go back
through the gate to Earth, where Daniel receives a less than nice
reception from Hammond. It comes to light that they are at another
planet, the coordinates given by Ferretti, bless his heart, he remembered.
The SGC is created with nine new teams!
Two of which are sent to find them it's SG-1!!! and SG-2, their
mission to get rid of that pesky glowy eyed being and to save the
day by rescuing Shau're and Skaa'ra.
One is led by O'Neill, the two by Kawalski. Kawalski is left
to guard the gate while, O'Neill, Carter and Jackson make their
way and oh no! They get captured! What a surprise.
Shau're is melded with Amonet, Apophis' Queen and is now
viewing the world through less than rosy coloured spectacles. It
is worth noting that many of my male friends freeze the picture
on the certificate 18 version... she is naked during the melding
of the symbiote with the host (Shau're). The editors saved
us girls from it in the television version.
Skaa'ra and Jack are reunited in the prison, such a wonderful
meeting place don't you think? Daniel tries to be chosen as
a host, something of the host must remain!! Wake up and smell your
much loved coffee Danny boy, I think not!
Skaa'ra ends up being the chosen child of the gods. The order
is given to kill everyone else so Jack appeals to Apophis'
first Prime Teal'c to help, he does and they escape the prison.
Kawalski saves the day by knocking a death glider attacking the
fleeing escapees. Skaa'ra, who is now Klorel, knocks Jack down
with the ribbon device and goes through the Stargate to an unknown
destination.
Kawalski develops a little vermin problem. The stage is set and
a new series is born as they search for their lost friends and seek
to eliminate the threat against the Earth... to boldly go...
oops wrong star thing... to boldly LEAP through the gate to destinations
unknown.
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