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This is the Episode Review section for Stargate Alpha. As you can see we are still doing the reviews and we are playing catch up. You will also notice the style of the reviews are unique and are somewhat tongue in cheek. For those joining us from the Command site, don’t expect all the answers to the questions to be here! Fooled you Ha! Most of the answers are there, but you will still have to watch the episodes to find the answers.

Reviews are written in such a way as to not rehash the entire episode you peeps have already seen and know well… We are not going to teach you to suck eggs, yet. Enjoy them for what they are, a satirical take on the universe that is Stargate and FUN. The writer of the review will rate the episode in the number of chevrons engaged. As we all know, to open the gate, all seven chevrons need to be engaged. So their chevron rating will be out of seven... therefore the chevrons will be coloured if they are engaged.

If you think you have what it takes to write a review in the style of the site, send your review to Submissions. Remember, just because you submit a review, it doesn't mean we will use it.
However, We will provide feedback to you and you must be patient for a reply.
If we use it, you will get a point bonus in the command side of the site!

Waiting for your favourite episode to be reviewed??? There will be more added when the mood takes us. Patience… while the hare runs the tortoise walks... Ok so we don’t understand either...Wait for it... The good things come to those who wait. There enjoy!