I have had MANY!!! mails about the article/april fool, so let's take each paragraph of the article and I'll explain why you should have pegged it as an April fool. I promise I won't name names on those that mailed me and asked if it was true!

We have confirmed reports that there is actually a Stargate in exsistance.
No my name isn't Marty or Martin. There is documented proof that a Stargate command actually operates and as in the episode Wormhole Extreme, a TV programme, Stargate SG-1 has been created to make a plausable denial. You still think I am crazy right. Ok well nobody is forcing you to read this. But admit it, you are intrigued by the very thought...aren't you? The true Stargate is infact half the size of it's television counterpart, the symbols obviously not the same to protect the real dial out sequence. Unlike the programme, there are five persons per team. They have not discovered an alien parasitic race hell bent on dominating the universe... yet. There are however races of people willing to help the people of Earth. All be it ungraciously, as they are so annoyed at what we are doing at the moment, both to ourselves and to the planet we are on.

Nothing unusual here, most people allude to the fact that when they disavow or detract from a real rumour that it is true, believe the opposite. But there is alot of people who firmly believe that there is a Stargate... one of the mind...if you want to know more, click HERE but beware, not all is true, make up your own mind. On a personal note, I am not at all sure that this site isn't an April Fool!

So where did they find it? Why the connection to the Egyptian gods?
The true Stargate is a portal of the mind and body. The teams are connected to the gate and voyage on a discovery trail set by ancient visitors. Yes, they left the portal for us, so that we may discover the true reason behind how we mere humans became life on this planet.
The Ancients in Stargate ascended to another level, well that is very close to the truth behind why we are here. The 'Ancients' are infact the ascended races of Atlantians (hence the new spin off Stargate Atlantis) and of the Mayans. The Mayan gods are what have been altered to the Egyptian gods in the main story of Stargate SG-1 again to detract from the true story. The Mayans are well documented to have just 'left' without a trace, leaving all their wordly posessions to be found with no trace of bodies.
So where did they go?
They moved to a higher vibrational energy, like those of the fictional 'Ancients' in Stargate SG-1. But it is the Atlantians that covered their trail best... To this day people are searching for Atlantis. There are many theories as to the location, Atlantic (hence Atlantians) and Greece, however, Stargate SG-1 writers have left one true clue. Atlantis trully lies beneath the surface of Antartica.

Ok let me explain, the Mayan event actually happened, there hasn't been much for the archeologists to find about them or where their bodies have gone, they just disappeared. Atlantis debates have been going on for years, the locations argued over for a long time. For me, with the research I have done, I do believe that it is under Antartica. This is due to a Polar shift. There was a huge planetary disaster at their time and the poles shifted, covering Atlantis. No one would have been able to escape the ice age and the huge tidal waves as a result of the poles shifting. Maybe they ascended like the Mayans. Who knows, but make your own mind up, I am not saying my understanding is the right one.

The Stargate project did indeed find the ancient portal, left by the Ancients in Antartica. Discovered by Dr Danrich Randerarons, of Greenland on January 23, 1950, the exsistance was kept a secret by Allied forces...they were peturbed to say the least, as they were at first unable to decipher the markings and figure out how it worked. The Mayans and the Atlantians, left a bluprint to the discovery of the mysteries of the universe. The Stargate.

Alright now this section gave me a laugh, I really thought you would have it from this. Dr Danrich Randerarons is infact an anagram of Richard Dean Anderson. January 23 1950 is his date of birth!

It was in 1994 that the Stargate Project finally lifted off to new heights in more ways than one. Indeed, it was Drs Hanks and Gippant that unravelled those mysteries and got the portal working. The Space programme took a back seat while funding was redirected into a multinational fund to develop the project. Didn't you all wonder why there were so few shuttle launches? Scientists and handpicked people from contributing nations, slowly unravelled the secrets.
A person that cannot be named caused Dr Hanks to be fatally injured, in 2002, but in doing so saved the planet from the poles being melted, as the portal overloaded with a heavy fuel. He was accepted back into the fold after proving himself during Portal exercises by Dr Danrich Randeraros.

I'm still giggling at this one...Drs Hanks and Gippant, anagrams of Shanks and Tapping, Dr Jackson and Capt Carter who unravelled the gate, the film was done in 1994! The person that cannot be named is the character Jonas, who after an accident in his world, where Dr Jackson died in season five... you get the picture, heavy fuel= naquadria...!!! He had to prove himself to O'Neill to be accepted in season six. Are you kicking yourself yet?

These secrets and more, can now be found in an unique internet site created for full diclosure of the project, the people running it, and the benefits of all that money...
Leap through to the true PORTAL to gate to the TRUE meaning behind the real Stargate. But wait! You have been warned, this is disturbing and very eye opening! Remember I just report the stuff... Don't blame the messenger. Remember to visit the site by clicking PORTAL.
Haven't you ever wondered why toilet seats cost £20K or Spanners $40K??? For crying out loud... this is where our hard earned dosh has gone. But where our fantastic Stargate SG-1 was created from fact, but so much of it is true. Or is it? Gate here to the STARGATE PROJECT to find out.

And I need not tell you to jump on that link to a very nice APRIL FOOL page. hehehe thanks to McKatia for helping me with that on the spur of the moment. Infact, this was all written at two am on the spur of the moment. I hope you all enjoyed it! As I said, many of you thought it was true! Seems like it worked then!

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